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| [Andrij]: hm [Ryan]: yes? have you something for moi? [Ryan]: something good perhaps? [Ryan]: an ice cream sundae, not withholding the cherries again, are you? [Andrij]: ASCII porn is godlike [Ryan]: how about ascii pictures of teddy ruxpin? [Ryan]: if that is indeed how you spell his name. [Ryan]: would you dare replace the nude women with furry animals, for me? [Andrij]: I'd have to confer with Peter first. => [Ryan]: peter likes teddy ruxpin. a lot. [Andrij]: But enough to remove real naked women? [Ryan]: probably not. but maybe just enough to remove naked women crudely rendered with a lengthy sequence of alphanumerics, brackets, and backslashes [Andrij]: Would you prefer high-quality JPEGs of women giving black men with 11" penii oral sex? =) [Ryan]: only if the women and the men were both dressed as teddy ruxpin. [Ryan]: the overriding theme here is teddy ruxpin, if you haven't noticed. teddy ruxpin over ascii porn. [Ryan]: okay, how about this, instead of calling it the 'porn' section, we call it the 'not-porn' section. and instead of ascii pin-ups we have this conversation [Andrij]: That might be a good idea. [Ryan]: I'm glad you've come around. five star hotel in Linz[Andrij]: I hope you're logging this, because if you're not; we've failed. [Ryan]: insert it, sir [Andrij]: Can it wait until tomorrow? [Ryan]: I don't want to pressure you, of course I don't want to give you time to change your mind either. | |||
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